The Free Land of The New Koreanic Republic is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 431 million New Koreanic Republicians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. The average income tax rate is 28.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving New Koreanic Republician economy, worth 30.2 trillion Won a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,010 Won, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators, newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names, and heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Won treacle machine. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New Koreanic Republic's national animal is the Tiger.

The New Koreanic Republic is ranked 212,294^th in the world and 4,882^nd in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.